Wings I was just served at a restaurant. Two bites, spat both out.

by timbitttts

45 Comments

  1. Ok_Zookeepergame5141

    What’s on it? Looks like straight lard.

  2. pileofdeadninjas

    Next time, don’t get the cum wings

  3. Some_Ad_6511

    Canon wings. Whoever cooked these hates their job.

  4. SausageBuscuit

    “Yes, could I have the mayonnaise wings please?”

  5. Lumpy_Salamander_979

    Ewwwww…. they look unhealthily under cooked and like they came straight from a bukkake video…..

  6. welding_guy_from_LI

    You got the chef’s special glazed wings

  7. Feeling_Novel_9899

    They look vile, I hope you got a refund.

  8. MrTurleWrangler

    This is what happens when restaurants dont have timers on the fryers and then dont temp check the wings after either. Its such a quick easy thing that guarantees this doesnt happen

  9. ZuStorm93

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    Who’s the fockin donut of a chef there?!

  10. No_Mammoth_4945

    These look like some of the worst wings I have ever seen in my life

  11. jokeswagon

    My guess is par fried, refrigerated, and then tossed in sauce (looks like garpar or something) and finished in the microwave.

  12. WhatstheOrdiil

    Bro got that Salmonella special discount

  13. monkeymetroid

    Is that myoglobin at the bone? I eat smoked wings from a local place that have meat that looks pink. The way the texture looks its hard to tell if its raw meat, myoglobin which is normal or smoked meat

  14. chrisdicola

    tried to cook them with cum, and it unsurprisingly failed

  15. Former_External_2301

    I would’ve never bit into those wings 🤮

  16. SourCandy1234

    I thought this was some cinnamony dessert at first glance

  17. BootyPounder502

    Ok, but why in the world did you cum all over it

  18. thesirensoftitans

    Why would you take a second bite. Matter of fact, a first bite took either guts or stupidity. I’m not sure which.

  19. Azulcercas

    It’s fascinating how bad these look. I can’t stop staring.

  20. 13thmurder

    Here’s why I don’t eat at restauraunts; the ones I can afford to eat at are staffed by minimum wage workers. I’ve worked in places like that and know they hire people with zero experience and probably have someone else with 0.1 experience training them. They not only have no cooking skills but no food safety knowledge, and wouldn’t be paid enough to care if they knew.

  21. Educational-Buy-8053

    Did you order them with extra salmonella?

  22. CaptainFrancis1

    Uh, that’s just a fucking health hazard bro 😭😭😭

  23. Ragingbeast

    Them wings look nasty af that being said they do look cooked all the way. Raw pink is a different kind of pink.

  24. Got to be exhausting working in that kitchen busting out order after order of cum wings.

  25. eamon2plz

    I hate white sauce. Everything looks drenched in cum.

  26. Wastrel420

    Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get that perfect level of medium rare on a chicken wing. Compliments to the chef

  27. Somebody came all over your raw chicken wings

  28. Infinitblakhand

    My initial thought was “ooh, glazed donuts”, but then I looked closer and saw it was meat…those might be the worst wings I’ve ever seen.